Beer, is there anything you can't do?

Starkle starkle little twink, Who the hell are you I think? I’m not under what you call, The alcofluence of incohol. I’m just a little slort of sheep, I’m not drunk like thinkle peep. I don’t know who is me yet, But the drunker I stay the longer I get. So one more drink to fill up my cup, I got all day sober to Sunday up..." I did what? Shut the fuck up, no I didn’t... I did? FUCK!!!