Saturday, May 30, 2009

Gas Receipt...

Spoiler Alert!!!

Iron Maiden Game...

Flight 666

Optical Illusion...

HardTime :: Illusion from ze frank on Vimeo.

wtf?

Vida Guerra...




10 Sexiest Strippers In Movies...

Friday, May 29, 2009

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Oh my...

Hot Dance Moves...

Not sure what's going on here but I sure am sorry I missed it...


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A Man's Conversations With His Penis Through 3 Stages of Life...

Early Adolescence

Penis:
HEY MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Brain:
Nothing, just calm down. I'm wearing sweatpants and we're right in the middle of class.

Penis:
BRO, LOOK AT ALL THESE CHICKS. LET'S HAVE SEX WITH THEM. ALL OF THEM.

Brain:
We're definitely not gonna do that.

Penis:
YO THAT VOLCANO DIORAMA LOOKS LIKE A BOOB. WE SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH IT.

Brain:
Please go back to sleep.

Penis:
F*CK NO. I'M AMPED.

Brain:
But I've gotta do a presentation. Everyone's going to see you...

Penis:
DON'T CARE.

Brain:
Please, I'm begging you.

Penis:
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM.

Young Adulthood

Penis: Damn, your ex is looking pretty good tonight.

Brain: She's crazy.

Penis: Crazy...IN THE SACK!

Brain: I'm not gonna hook up with her. Too much drama.

Penis: WE'LL SORT THAT SHIT OUT LATER.

Brain: No. I'll sort it out later. You'll just do whatever you want and leave me to deal with the consequences.

Penis: WHATEVER, MAN. STOP BEING GAY. WHAT ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING?

Brain: Can't we just find someone else?

Penis: I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE. BEND TO MY WILL.

Old Age
Old at heart. And by heart I mean penis.

Brain: Come on, old buddy. You can do this. It's my 40th wedding anniversary.

Penis: ...Ugh.

Brain: Get up! Just this one time. Please.

Penis: Go away. I'm sleepy.

Brain: All I'm asking is for a few minutes.

Penis: With that old hag? That's an eternity.

Brain: That's my wife you're talking about!

Penis: She bores me.

Brain: What if I think about someone else?

Penis: That could work. YEAH! LET'S DO THIS.

Brain: Great. OK, here we go.

Penis: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Brain: SON OF A BITCH.

You'll see it... your kids won't...

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Monday, May 18, 2009

Bizkit the Sleep Walking Dog...

CDC Medical Alert

The CDC has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life.

Nice Curves...

Tight Brunette With Perfect Curves
She may not have been caught, but shes certainly busted.
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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Friday, May 15, 2009

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

A day in my life...

Male Bonding...

GO PACKERS!!!

Monday, May 11, 2009

Friday, May 08, 2009

Irishka...


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Doin' Doughnuts...

Let's Cyber...


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Monica Muthafuckin Wilson Calls 911...

um... errr.... you recycle your what?

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Women's Cricket Team in Panama...



No Asians...

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Monday, May 04, 2009

I see your Camel Toe....

Women! Now you too can pee standing up!!!

Here's a pursuit you don't see every day...

Stretch Limo Runs From Police In Reverse
After Jack Bauer retired from CTU, Chloe hooked him up with a sweet chauffeuring gig.
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Sunday, May 03, 2009

Saturday, May 02, 2009

Play the Xylophone!

Top Ten Cutest Kittens...

A site dedicated to....

Awkward Boners...