True story!

UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue, because you are dead.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
under your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News
comes this story of a Crestview couple that drove their car to
Wal-Mart, only to have their car breaks down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
The car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.

On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
Quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
Place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
Staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.