Starkle starkle little twink, Who the hell are you I think? I’m not under what you call, The alcofluence of incohol. I’m just a little slort of sheep, I’m not drunk like thinkle peep. I don’t know who is me yet, But the drunker I stay the longer I get. So one more drink to fill up my cup, I got all day sober to Sunday up..." I did what? Shut the fuck up, no I didn’t... I did? FUCK!!!
Donald Rumsfeld is briefing president Bush:
Rumsfeld: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
Bush: "Oh no! That's terrible!"
(A moment of silence)
Bush: "How many is a brazillion?"
Posted by Cool Hand Luke at 5:23 PM
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