Starkle starkle little twink, Who the hell are you I think? I’m not under what you call, The alcofluence of incohol. I’m just a little slort of sheep, I’m not drunk like thinkle peep. I don’t know who is me yet, But the drunker I stay the longer I get. So one more drink to fill up my cup, I got all day sober to Sunday up..." I did what? Shut the fuck up, no I didn’t... I did? FUCK!!!
MYSTERY CARROT AWARD
for website adequacy
6 comments:
WOW! THOSE ALMOST LOOK LIKE THE ONES THAT SHE LET ME TAKE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I AM THE DAWG!!!!!
In your dreams... the closest you ever got close to a woman that hot was on this website gooey bum...
your just jealous.....
that i dont need fake pictures,
because i got the real thing.
so you can take your GOOEY BUM and go masterbate with bicycle spokes
while rolling off head smashed in buffalo jump!!!
put that in your pipe and smoke it mister.
Listen little man... If I wanted any shit from you... I'd squeeze your head. Now why don't you take your little gameboy or whatever it is you kids play with these days and go back down to your bedroom in your mamma's basememt and leave the web alone for us grown ups. tata
ah yes! very good ! thats the way u want it eh, well worry not about me my friend , you should be worried about yourself and what seems to be an issue about liitle boys , gameboys and basements?
The thing is sometimes to much to drink is never enough for you ,
so save your breath you'll need it to blow up your Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for writing intelligent posts with, that's for sure. You could type every thing you know on the subject on back of a microscopic postage stamp and still have room leftover for a shopping list. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
date!!
Well well well... it appears our little friend is looking for my attention... My son... you got it. Your reference to my drinking too much is way too easy to explain... How else do you think I'd be able to fuck yo ugly assed mamma? She swallows by the way. As for your reference to Mark Twain I respond by saying this... I know you are but what am I? thpppppt!!!! I've decided that I'm going to look into putting a time limit on how long you have to type your responses since it's so obvious that you needed a dictionary,thesaurus,a Mark Twain book,10 fingers, and some of your mamma's Scotch to type your comment. Now... you're boring me.. So how about you go pop some zits and go to bed you vile, crosseyed, bucktoothed, shoeless, product of backwoods cousin love.
owned!!
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