Friday, December 16, 2005

Super toke...

YAY! Ass boobs!

Floatation devices.... check!

An Irish Palm Pilot...

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Silicon Brass Knuckle Implants...


"The procedure took a few hours (after which Chrissy went back to work the same day) with most of the time being spent laying anchor stitches to reduce shifting. Healing was uneventful with some bruising and swelling for the first week. Mederma treatment is starting soon to minimize the insertion scar."

You never know what you're gonna stumble across on the internet...

A site where you can find HIRED_KILLERS…

Bad aim and a lucky buck...

I don’t know which one is more STUPID… The hunter or the buck!?!

Wish I had a new XBOX.... sniffle...

Some people will go to any extremes to get the new XBOX!!!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

I gotta get me one of these...

Here's where you can stick your bills mailman...

What a great deterrent for the Jehovah’s Witnesses...

All ready for the big chilli cookoff...

Some kickass hockey fights...

HOCKEY_FIGHTS

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Imagine if this was what they really meant...

40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.

I don't even wanna know...

Friday, December 09, 2005

Wish you were here!!!

Menage et trois...

Swiinnggg BATTA!!!

I tawt I taw a puddy tat...

Pothead...

Car thieves don't stand a chance here...

That must be one hell of an article...

My local pub...

shudder

AAAAAAAHHHH!!! Leave me aloonnneeeee.....

My sediments exactly...

Just go already...

It's not looking good for the bird...